Be Amazed, I Am Gavin

Top 10 Action Movies

2006-03-13T20:48:00.000-06:00

Well, considering im making lists of everything anyways i might as well create an action movie list, even though im not the hugest buff. Now i may need some time to think about this one... so be patient
10.Tomb Raider (mainly because it has angelina jolie)
9.Ong-Bak
8.
7.Gladiator
6.Lord of The Rings
5.
4.Kill Bill (1 and 2)
3.Sin City
2.Unleashed
1.Fight Club
Thats all ive got for now, but i will think it over.

Top 10 Worst Movies Ever.

2006-02-19T21:02:00.000-06:00

My friends and i are somehow drawn to the worst movies in our video store. these are the worst up to date.
10.Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes (1 2 and 3)
9.Ricky Oh (i actually liked it, but it was rediculous)
8.The Killer Eye
7.Monster Island
6.Pteradactyl
5.Dracula 3000
4.Fist Of Fear, Touch Of Death
3.Plutonium Baby
2.Samurai Reincarnation
1.Warriors of the wasteland.
And thats all i can think of right now. i dont really commit them to memory. if you know any more, ill be glad to watch them, or rather not. Now Trust me, these movies will make you laugh they are so terrible... think of it this way... they make bad movies look good. They Create the illusion of badness when i actuality they are worse. These Movies ooze badness out of every pore and take the word bad to a whole new level. If you like any of these movies, you have no taste whatsoever and should probably not have any contact with other people.

My Ideas That Offend Many People.

2006-01-24T23:20:00.000-06:00

Christianity Is The Leading Religion Of Corruption
In Order To help humanity, major cities should be destroyed, even if it kills innocent people.
Tim Is Incompetent
So Is Josh
It is better to be hurt and not love than to love and be hurt worse.
Hurt Is A Stupid Looking Word.
All Paths Lead To Destruction. Good or Evil Its all the same in the end.
Rock Stars and Movie actors are false icons that help spread the lies of corruption and consumerism.
All political parties are as dum as a fish. (which are very dumb) ((at least, i think theyre dumb)) (((dumb is another ugly word)))
Its not my fault i was born so damn good looking, so quit taking your ugliness out on me. (im kidding, im very mediocre) ((and i dont even have a large penis, so i guess im screwed)) (((or rather, not)))
Money is pointless, thats right. Its Bull, and i can live without it you bastards. (well, i dont need a lot of it, but enough to travel) (Fine maybe im sort of contradicting on that one but money is still stupid)
Im Better than most people (i dont know if i actually believe that, but i suppose its how i appear)
No Matter how good you look, if you smell bad, you are worthless. So Buy New Old Spice For Men, How Dirty Boys Get Clean.
Everyone these days are apathetic (holy crap, just saying that is apathetic! its like a neverending circle) (oh well, the worlds screwed anyways)
Girls usually go for the jerks. Joel has a pretty good idea why, but i forgot. All i know is that it makes sense, and if you look around, youll see its true.

Gavins Top Ten ARTISTIC Movies

2006-01-12T18:57:00.000-06:00

Movies, they are artistic. Here are some of the best ive ever seen or saw, whatever. And yes i may only be in high school but im smarter than a lot of people. I Think. Well, I will Post them from 1 as less great, to 10 as more great.
1. Nightmare Before Christmas
2. Yellow Submarine
3. Pink Floyds, The Wall
4. Sin City
5. Tai Guk Gai
6. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
7. Amelie
8. Zatoichi
9. House of Flying Daggers
10. 3 Iron
If anyone disagrees with me, then tell me what you think should be done and i will change it. Then you can go punch out god. Maybe these arent the greatest artistic movies ever, but its almost 4 in the morning and its the best i can do, besides as Dave says, its whats i gots.